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Ugly scenes spilled out onto a quiet suburban street in Phoenix today when a man and his dog threw their toys out of the cot after running out of The Laughing Pug drip bags. The stand-off between the man, dog and police started after an argument developed at the weekly Thursday coppa bingo night over who was supposed to bring the doughnuts and who was supposed to supply the pug’s finest. It was finally the pug who sorted it and everything ended peacefully. oh and for the record, Gerald finished the night $200 bucks up and will be supplying the pugs brew next week. On ya Gerald.